tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60487442011-04-21T15:42:31.939-07:00The Model HomeBam.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comBlogger301100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1099418438573256222004-11-01T09:50:00.000-08:002004-11-02T10:31:37.280-08:00I dressed as Buster for Halloween and no one noticed the difference. That hurt. So I put on my Krusty the Clown mask, but had an allergic reaction to that stinky mask rubber they use and my right eye swelled up, That hurt worse. Then I dressed as a 'nearly nude' . . . And not a single trick or treater unless you count our neighbors who did a pity knock with their baby at 10pm.
Don't forgetMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1099419118213045362004-10-28T10:00:00.000-07:002004-11-02T10:11:58.213-08:00If you happen to read "The Sporting News", the October 25th release has a good op-ed piece from Will Arnett about the state of NHL and his love for the game. The funny thing is I read this while eating a really good grilled cheese sandwich so didn't look who the author of the article was until I was done (with the article, not the sandwich) So I said to myself "I like grilled cheese a lot and Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1095652093949060432004-09-19T20:26:00.000-07:002004-09-19T20:48:13.950-07:00Arrested rules la mundo! Yes! Monster Emmy wins for the best comedy on TV by far( as I have been saying). Overall the Emmys were a little slow EXCEPT for Mitch Hurwitz winning for comedy writing and Arrested winning best comedy. I haven't been completely sleeping the summer away. Look for my in depth view of an Arrested Development photo shoot, I don't like to call it an expose as much as a Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1079737903998817862004-03-19T14:55:00.000-08:002004-03-19T15:15:58.233-08:00So it appears that someone doesn't want me getting close to Portia De Rossi and have a little chat. Actually, my Mac doesn't work with the chat software so if somebody would do me a favor and ask the following questions.
1) Didn't you find 'nearly nude' kind of sexy? (please say yes)
2) If you were going to align yourself with one team in the NCAA basketball tournament, wouldn't it be the Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1079736872696271592004-03-19T14:54:00.000-08:002004-03-19T14:57:53.356-08:00Alright on a Wednesday episode. I liked that. Little change and slides in nicely from Idol. Now a BIG six episodes on FX this weekend . Getting the Arrested to the masses so more people will say "Hey, Sunday night can make me laugh. Why should I watch that other show and see people get whacked and think about the existential futilty of it all if I just going to get whacked? That's not the way Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1078776357955838142004-03-08T11:36:00.000-08:002004-03-08T12:09:04.090-08:00If you saw last night's episode you know that George Sr. is not holding up well under lockup. Conjugal visits seem to be off limits and he has to get what he can through the prison fence. If the family can't help maybe a rallying cry from the public is needed. Free George Sr. Sign the petition. Our voice won't be ignored!
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/freegeorgeMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1075235479634188812004-01-27T12:00:00.000-08:002004-01-27T12:40:11.780-08:00Okay, I feel like a teenager who forgot to turn in his homework for three weeks. No blogs recently BUT I have a good reason(or I like to think so)
First off, the Golden Globe awards. Obviously the 90 voters of the Hollywood Foreign Press are all from England since the BBC's 'The Office' won for best comedy but that must mean Arrested hasn't hit the shores of Europe yet. I mean you'd think France Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1073887067316217092004-01-11T21:48:00.000-08:002004-01-11T21:58:07.643-08:00We didn't have a one-armed man to teach us not to yell or to leave a note for more milk or have a bunch of male strippers teaching us not to smoke pot . . . but my mom did tell us about some friend of hers whose son must have poked his eye out fifty different ways. and I did get a C mines. Sometimes this show is so much like my family it spooks me. Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1073859335119079552004-01-11T13:39:00.000-08:002004-01-11T14:15:56.013-08:00Don't take it all off and show me everything! How about a little mystery, a little tease, a certain 'Do you want to take a look under the hood?'? No, I don't mean the latest Maxim or Stuff or whatever men's mag, I'm talking about TV previews, and in particular shows about Friends that don't know when to go home( like two seasons ago). Between the on-air previews and being on every entertainmentMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1073284205984600422004-01-04T22:00:00.000-08:002004-01-04T22:35:46.683-08:00Ooooooo! The sorta National Championship is on! Oooooo! Ugh, what an anticlimax. How can I possibly care about LSU or Oklahoma? What with Britney getting married over the weekend, I had waaay too much to think about.
Oooooo! The final episodes of Sex in the City are on! Oooooo!BIG DEAL! Seriously, sit me in front of this show week in and week out and you will need earmuffs and holy water to Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1071789480247709872003-12-19T15:11:00.000-08:002003-12-18T21:52:22.410-08:00About Me: "My name is Dr. Tobias Funke. I am an actor in the traditional sense. I believe it to be my life’s calling. Destiny if you will. We’re all acting in the theatre that I like to call life."
Oh, this is so good. All the Bluths are on Friendster.com. Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1071813044946415802003-12-18T21:42:00.000-08:002003-12-18T21:50:59.050-08:00Off to South Dakota for an Arrested Party on Sunday night and I am the guest of honor. It's such an honor to just be nominated for my blog so I won't be writing any acceptance speeches just yet.
Truthfully, I'm going to be in South Dakota on business, sitting in my hotel room and looking through the mini-bar and won't have my computer. BUT, I did get a preview of Sunday's episode. and all I canMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1071790035952050092003-12-18T16:05:00.000-08:002003-12-18T21:40:50.310-08:00"My girlfriend's friends were meeting some other friends at the 3rd Street Promenade and they saw Jeffrey Tambor . . . shopping."
-conversation overheard while eating lunch today.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1071788978570666292003-12-18T15:03:00.000-08:002003-12-18T15:11:15.483-08:00First season and already nominated for a Golden Globe. Go Bluths Go!Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1071612657795209692003-12-16T13:47:00.000-08:002003-12-16T14:11:11.803-08:00What do Jack Bauer and Buster have in common? Thankfully, absolutely nothing EXCEPT both were included on AFI's list of TV shows of the year.
Here's what they said( and the rest of us already knew) about the best comedy going right now.
"ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT is a quirky comic voice in the grand tradition of MISTER ED and GREEN ACRES. Entertaining and distinctive in its documentary style, thisMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1071465076231404762003-12-14T20:43:00.000-08:002003-12-14T21:13:41.736-08:00I like to think of myself as remotely learned, a little knowledge about a lot of things and so on but after tonight I have to say I am flabbergasted. I'm not talking about the episode calling attention to the dozens in the world afflicted with 'nearly-nude' tendencies. I'm talking about the living painting festivals. I had no idea this was going on in the world. And the Bluth's living rendition Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1070934365604047842003-12-08T17:45:00.000-08:002003-12-08T17:46:17.050-08:00Don't shop yet. Holiday gift ideas for the Bluths in your life coming soon.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1070927408508227092003-12-08T15:30:00.000-08:002003-12-08T16:11:29.106-08:00How great is a show when you don't even notice when characters are gone for a week? Two weeks ago, Gob is performing his prison escape. Last week, Gob was out, this week Buster. By the end of last night, the revenge of the warden is revisited on Gob. Call into the Bluths and you'd get "Your father scared George Michael at the prison and then told your brother to bring her to the prison becauseMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1070923931773145802003-12-08T14:50:00.000-08:002003-12-08T17:31:04.356-08:00Last night's episode? Some family secrets should stay secrets.
"Daddy horny, Michael."Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1070294820534833872003-12-01T07:39:00.000-08:002003-12-01T08:08:47.436-08:00Lots of turkey and no computer over the holidays. Before going on about the last night's episode( by the way, I would watch a "banana grabber" cartoon) I need to talk about a problem. Buster is in my backyard. No, not the real Buster but a close facsimile only hairier. One of my neighbors moved out of my building after 15 years. Three months ago, he told me he was going to Utah and getting Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1069653106990445042003-11-23T21:33:00.000-08:002003-11-23T21:51:54.480-08:00Forget Liza for a minute. That little 'special guest' treat was known all week and anticipated. The real prize was the unexpected appearance of Clint Howard as the tree hugger. Been a fan since he played the fraternity guy in 'Night Shift' and I think it was "Evilspeak", all I remember were demons and Clint in a military school uniform but it was good. I also had a nightmare last night that 'Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1069348081349131952003-11-20T08:53:00.000-08:002003-11-20T09:08:08.523-08:00This Sunday on a very special Arrested Development. Everything will change. and the Bluths will never be the same. Buster's got a girlfriend. Buster's got a girlfriend.
Oh yes! How could anything be the same? Who said panic attacks aren't sexy? None other than Liza Minelli has the hots for the most sensitive member of the family. She plays a widow socialite who in addition to sharing Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1069089699551646902003-11-17T09:06:00.000-08:002003-11-17T09:21:45.786-08:00Whew! Busy week and a Busy show last night and working on my thoughts on and mostly my fears that I do belong in the Bluth family. College roommate had a food contraption very similar to the Cornballer and I have the burn marks to prove it.
Also watched a David Cross movie 'Run Ronnie Run' this weekend. Hilarious and completely different than Tobias who almost stole the show last night. I say Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1068774865905273602003-11-13T17:46:00.000-08:002003-11-13T17:54:30.783-08:00Richie Cunningham in the White House!
Call him Opie, the teen who made 'Sit on it' the catchphrase of the 70's, the winner of about every film award you can get AND of course, one of the geniuses behind Arrested Development and now he has another huge honor. Ron Howard was awarded the National Medal of Arts in the Oval Office yesterday. Congratulations Mr. Howard.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1068493925599807952003-11-10T11:42:00.000-08:002003-11-10T11:52:09.676-08:00T-bone was a riot last night. Considering his problem solving skills and his grasp of banana stand economics, he might be Michael's best bet for CFO of the Bluth Empire. It's just a thought.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1068492952854418442003-11-09T18:31:00.000-08:002003-11-10T11:35:57.160-08:00I was trying to find the proper way to watch the episode 2 so my mission for the week was to watch it from a magic Aztec tomb while eating frozen bananas.
Regarding the magic tomb; Sadly, finding on is more difficult than one might think. I searched all over the internet for magic Aztec tombs and found nothing. The closest I got was to the World Alliance of Magicians. They are against exposingMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1068492622082857752003-11-08T16:28:00.000-08:002003-11-10T11:30:58.600-08:00Just saw an advance of the 2nd episode. Don’t want to give too much away so
I’ll throw out a couple of my favorite lines.
“T-bone’s my roommate. He’s a flamer.”
“Evacuate the children. Oh my God, there’s a FIRE sale.”
“So tell me what your strengths are.”
“Well, I’m an arsonist so I’d say problem solving.”
To get a little hint of what’s in store this week, check out Tobias’s
audition in the Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1068238789387400402003-11-07T12:58:00.001-08:002003-11-07T12:59:53.473-08:00Segway out of frame...Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1068238770928993642003-11-07T12:58:00.000-08:002003-11-07T12:59:35.020-08:00Segway into frame...Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048744.post-1068491632461588462003-11-03T09:11:00.000-08:002003-11-10T11:16:12.720-08:00Before Sunday night, I was tired of being insulted by my TV. Every show
told me what I should feel or when I should laugh and that was just in the
promos for next week's episode. Unlike those shows, Arrested Development
doesn't ask me to believe the the implausible rules of today's sitcoms and
tell me when to laugh when the laugh track does. It just asks us to watch
and trusts our own Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07629251349976061949noreply@blogger.com